"I'm not Superstitious" Basic T-Shirt

Regular price $ 17.95

"Maybe there's some sort of animal that we can make a sacrifice to. Like a giant buffalo,or some sort monster, like something with the body of walrus with the head of sea lion. Or something with the body of egret with the head of meerkat. Or just the head of a money with the antlers of a reindeer with a body of a porcupine." -Michael Scott

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

COTTON T-SHIRT

(inches)

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

Length

28

29 ¼

30 ¼

31 ¼

32 ½

33 ½

Width

18

20

22

24

26

28



TRI-BLEND T-SHIRT

(inches)

XS

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

4XL

Length

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

34

Width

16 ½

18

20

22

24

26

28

30

 


SCOOPNECK T-SHIRT

(inches)

XS

S

M

L

XL

2XL

Length

24 ½

25

26

27

28

29 ½

Width

15 ½

17

18

20

22

23



FASHION FIT T-SHIRT

(inches)

S

M

L

XL

2XL

Width

17 ¼

19 ¼

21 ¼

23 ¼

25 ¼

Height

25 ½

26

27

28

28 ½



FITTED T-SHIRT**

(inches)

S

M

L

XL

2XL

Length

26

26 ½

27 ⅛

27 ¾

28 ⅜

Width

15 ¾

16 ½

17 ½

18 ½

19 ½

 **Please note the actual measurements of this shirt's sizes.  It is highly recommended that you order 1 size larger for a comfortable fit and 2 sizes larger for a relaxed fit.
 

V-NECK SHIRT

(inches)

S

M

L

XL

2XL

Width

17 ¼

19 ¼

21 ¼

23 ¼

25 ¼

Length

25 ½

26

27

28

28 ½



ZIP HOODIE

(inches)

XS

S

M

L

XL

2XL

Chest to Fit

31-34

34-37

38-41

42-45

46-49

50-53

Chest

14 ¾

16 ¼

18 ¼

20 ¼

22 ¼

24 ¼

Length

24 ⅞

25 ¾

26 ⅞

28

29 ⅛

30 ¼



LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRT

(inches)

S

M

L

XL

2XL

Chest

34-36

38-40

42-44

46-48

48-50

Waist

30-32

32-33

33-34

36-38

40-42